i am writing a blog post

so here is the news. i am writing a blog post. ALERT THE PRESSES

right now my dad is very angrily putting away the dishes. I do not know why, but I think he is angry with my mom... now he is talking about his job. his job SUCKS. he and i have job suckoff competitions pretty regularly. i think he *technically* wins just because some people do not expect this job to last me forever... some people.

speaking of this job - i am officially (finally) a LEAD. Judy told me today (while she was peeing) that she got my performance review and I get a 50 cent an hour (there is no cent sign on a keyboard. WHO KNEW) raise!!!! Next week hopefully Rich is going to give me an 8 key. The 8 key opens the stock room door and also the downstairs and the thing that covers the coffee and like a zillion other things. As Marcel says "it is the key to the world". I also need to get my security badge fixed so that it works the elevators again so that I can go downstairs again. Man working in an airport is complicated. still 50 cent raise! So guys, guess what this raise means to me. It means I am going to spring for - unlimited texts. It is on the to do list for this week for me to call verizon.

also on the to do list- figure out my stupid insurance. i pay circa 10 dollars a paycheck for dental and circa 40 for health. stunningly, i am already out of "wellness benefits" at aetna, the health insurance. i have a $90 bill and a $70 bill for a freaking check up at the gyno. glad i pay for insurance regularly. and i went to the dentist for a cleaning (all that my insurance provides is two cleanings) and couldn't find my dental card blah blah supposedly we don't get a card and we have to request a form from the dentist. my dentist was like "WTF MAN?" so now i have to call judy (hr lady) and try to deal with it so i don't have a monster dental bill as well. being a grown up is lame.

um what else is up in my life....considering getting back into ofa. trying to find jobs to apply to. I helped my friend get a PAID marketing internship with the ymca. See, tiffy? Random airport connections can be awesome. I just started interrogating her while selling her coffee, and found out that she did communications for the ymca. I was like "is there marketing in that? it sounds all marketingy" or something and she was like "oh yeah! tonso marketing!" to which I said "oh well I have a friend who is a marketing whiz, she is studying it at ius. Her name is Holly. Come here, Holly" and Holly chatted with her and got an email address! Which led to the internship she started yesterday! Mucho excitingo.

Kelly is gonna go see the ballet with me soon :)

I got a letter from Cait today! And one from Patricey earlier this week! I love getting letters from you guys. It makes me feel less abandoned by all my friends. tj and trew didn't help that this week... anyway yay letters!

I think ima buy a used ab lounge so when i sit here and watch intervention i can make my abs flat and sexy. This intervention is really sad. Aren't they all?
k nothing else is goin on. i miss you guys!