I'M GOING TO JAPAN ON A JET PLANE!!!! haha

So, as you all know I got shortlisted for the JET Program!
(Shortlist means those on the list to get contracted with organizations, alternates are those who aren't yet on the shortlist but could be upgraded if those on the short list reject the position or fail to turn in paper work on time)
This is a dream-come-true!!! OMG!!!!! I've wanted to do this from sooo sooo long. I even wrote it on like a statement of purpose or whatever that I wanted to get a college degree then work in Japan on the JET program. OMG!!! yeah. okay. I was really worried I wasn't going to get in since I'm so used to rejection. But yay!

So....paperwork.....I realized that I'm an idiot and I should have signed up for medical through Borders. I was supposed to sign up in the beginning of March but I didn't because I thought I could still be covered on my moms plan. Long story short, I don't have medical, it's too late to sign up and now I have to pay out of my ass to get my medical from filled out.

Lets see.....work, the mean gm quit. We only have 2 managers!!! But then this other guy from the closing Borders came over, so now we sort of have 3 managers. It was kinda crazy when for a while, but now I have a ton of hours since the mean gm isn't here to not give anyone hours. Been working almost 40hrs a week. I'm going to be so happy next week when I see a big ass paycheck. All these hours are good, but now it's harder to go to the gym.

My birthday was fun too. Went to a Japanese buffet and had a ton of crab and uni (sea urchin). SOOOO GOOD!!!!!

My goal was to get my license before it expires in August, but I haven't been driving and I'm about ready to give up.

Lastly, not to be a debby downer, but be careful. A coworker from camp died last week. She was riding her bike to work or class or whatever and a big truck hit her and she died on the scene. I don't really know what to say about that. So yeah.

Anyway! It's almost summer!!!!!

k fine i will then.

i am ordering new friends. off amazon. should get here next week.

in other news. my toe is fucking bloody and that just tells you how my stupid life is. nevermind you guys don't want to hear me whine

only good thing to say- had fun climbing on a mountain.

someone write a blog post puhlease

I AIN'T SHADY!

today is Patrice's b-day! yayyyyyy!


everyone knows i got a per diem gig at wnyc! It's not like I can quit whole foods though... its only per diem, but still, now i'm a freelance producer!

i'm moving in with ryan....is that shade?

moving here

my room is right next to wall poetry. yay!

you guys should check out my segment on the bach cello suites.

I hear that a certain someone tried on wedding dresses today....can we get preview pics on the blog? pleeeeeaseeeeeeeeuhhhhh.

k, gots to sleepypoo. I have a 10k in the morning

CIAO!

shady

tiffy has news that i doubt she has reported to everyone
i do not know the details of one of the news things at all
i find this shady
any thoughts from the others?

i am writing a blog post

so here is the news. i am writing a blog post. ALERT THE PRESSES

right now my dad is very angrily putting away the dishes. I do not know why, but I think he is angry with my mom... now he is talking about his job. his job SUCKS. he and i have job suckoff competitions pretty regularly. i think he *technically* wins just because some people do not expect this job to last me forever... some people.

speaking of this job - i am officially (finally) a LEAD. Judy told me today (while she was peeing) that she got my performance review and I get a 50 cent an hour (there is no cent sign on a keyboard. WHO KNEW) raise!!!! Next week hopefully Rich is going to give me an 8 key. The 8 key opens the stock room door and also the downstairs and the thing that covers the coffee and like a zillion other things. As Marcel says "it is the key to the world". I also need to get my security badge fixed so that it works the elevators again so that I can go downstairs again. Man working in an airport is complicated. still 50 cent raise! So guys, guess what this raise means to me. It means I am going to spring for - unlimited texts. It is on the to do list for this week for me to call verizon.

also on the to do list- figure out my stupid insurance. i pay circa 10 dollars a paycheck for dental and circa 40 for health. stunningly, i am already out of "wellness benefits" at aetna, the health insurance. i have a $90 bill and a $70 bill for a freaking check up at the gyno. glad i pay for insurance regularly. and i went to the dentist for a cleaning (all that my insurance provides is two cleanings) and couldn't find my dental card blah blah supposedly we don't get a card and we have to request a form from the dentist. my dentist was like "WTF MAN?" so now i have to call judy (hr lady) and try to deal with it so i don't have a monster dental bill as well. being a grown up is lame.

um what else is up in my life....considering getting back into ofa. trying to find jobs to apply to. I helped my friend get a PAID marketing internship with the ymca. See, tiffy? Random airport connections can be awesome. I just started interrogating her while selling her coffee, and found out that she did communications for the ymca. I was like "is there marketing in that? it sounds all marketingy" or something and she was like "oh yeah! tonso marketing!" to which I said "oh well I have a friend who is a marketing whiz, she is studying it at ius. Her name is Holly. Come here, Holly" and Holly chatted with her and got an email address! Which led to the internship she started yesterday! Mucho excitingo.

Kelly is gonna go see the ballet with me soon :)

I got a letter from Cait today! And one from Patricey earlier this week! I love getting letters from you guys. It makes me feel less abandoned by all my friends. tj and trew didn't help that this week... anyway yay letters!

I think ima buy a used ab lounge so when i sit here and watch intervention i can make my abs flat and sexy. This intervention is really sad. Aren't they all?
k nothing else is goin on. i miss you guys!

I HAVE THE INTERNETZZZ!!!

So I think someone next door just got wifi or something...i'm using their signal!

This is very exciting! Now I can live like it's 2011!!! PARTAY ON DA INTANET!

k, so i gots to take a shower n stuff then go to bed. I'll have another update soon.

Ciao friends!